The 200 Came From a Rental

A pull request arrived after midnight with a README that claimed the API was already healthy. The coding agent had started a process, requested its own localhost, and treated a 200 as proof the service would run for everyone. That response was genuine inside a short-lived workspace, yet it said nothing about the laptop waiting on Monday. The reviewer stared at a green sentence printed on a host that nobody on the team could reopen. This pattern appears whenever a coding agent can execute commands, not merely suggest them, and reviewers misread the transcript. Developers treat the agent's shell as a preview of their laptop because both sessions speak bash and render similar fonts. The analogy fails like a hotel gym standing in for a home garage, familiar until one bolt size changes. Claims in the next sections are the ones that keep returning during review, then a fingerprint workflow that makes the rental visible. Myth: a bound port means the service is portable Agents love a bound port because it is a crisp success token that copies cleanly into a README. A process that answers on the sandbox does not encode libc, extra packages, file layout, or the user's group permissions. Health checks measure a moment on a host you do not retain, not a contract with the checkout that will survive merge. Treat a remote 200 as proof that some files ran once, then demand a second run on CI or a laptop. A useful correction is to refuse README claims that cannot be replayed from a clean clone of the branch. Ask the agent for the exact command sequence, the working directory, and the non-secret environment keys it exported during the run. Then execute that sequence locally with undocumented keys unset, unless they already exist in the team's dotenv template. If the local run dies on a missing header or a path the sandbox invented, the original green check was a rental. Myth: a free remote box is unofficial CI Teams under schedule pressure will point at agent logs the way they once po