I benchmarked my language against Rust and Zig, and deleted my best number

I have been building machin for a while — a Go-flavored, type-inferred language that compiles through C to a single native binary. It has grown a lot recently, and I wanted to answer the obvious question honestly: does it beat Rust and Zig at anything? It does, at two things, decisively. But the first thing I found was not a win. It was my own benchmark quietly lying to me, and the number it was lying about was the best one I had. The benchmark was measuring the order I ran things in machin's repo has had a bench/native-speed suite for months: four compute kernels — recursive fib, a mandelbrot, a sieve, a big integer loop — written in machin, Rust and Zig, producing byte-identical output, so the timing compares the same computation three ways. The published result claimed machin won the integer loop by 20-25% . That claim also shipped inside machin guide , which is what every coding agent reads to learn the language. When I re-ran it, the margin was gone. Not shrunk — gone. So I read the harness instead of the output: for kernel in kernels : for lang in [ machin , rust , zig ]: for _ in range ( 5 ): # all 5 machin, THEN all 5 rust, THEN all 5 zig time ( binary ) It ran every sample of one language before starting the next. On a laptop that heats up and down-clocks during a three-second kernel, that does not measure the languages. It measures who had the misfortune of running last . Zig always went last. Zig always looked slowest. The fix is four lines — interleave the rounds, rotate who starts each one. Here is what my headline number did: intsum 10^9 before (blocked) after (interleaved) machin 2832 ms 3079.7 ms rust 3764 ms 3223.8 ms zig 3556 ms 3189.7 ms "machin +20-25%" machin +3% = a TIE A 20-25% win became a tie. I deleted the claim from the README and from machin guide . The harness now also refuses to declare a winner inside a 3% band, because the worst run-to-run spread I measured was 41% of the min sample. Calling winners inside that is how benchmarks start