I Built a Chinese Neighborhood Auntie to Review TypeScript Code typescript ai productivity tooling

I was writing TypeScript one day. any everywhere, functions nested five levels deep. AI code review tools exist, but their output is cold. "Critical: Type 'any' is not recommended." Zero personality. So I thought, what if code review was done by a Chinese neighborhood auntie? She doesn't know programming, but she's been mediating disputes for 20 years, and explains code problems using life wisdom that's accidentally accurate. ts-auntie-review was born. An Agent Skill that reviews TypeScript code across six dimensions. Real technical analysis, hilarious delivery. Repo What it looks like Paste TS code, say "review my code", auntie goes to work. Write function getUserData(id: string): any , auntie says: "This any makes auntie shake her head. any is like saying 'eat whatever, drink whatever' — when something goes wrong, nobody can explain." Change API_URL from https to http , auntie says: "You replaced your front door with cardboard. HTTPS encrypts, HTTP sends your login credentials naked on the street." Nest functions five levels deep, auntie says: "You're making Matryoshka dolls. Your mom would lecture you to death." Six audit dimensions Type safety: any abuse, as without validation, missing return types, ! assertions. Naming: camelCase/snake_case mixing, Boolean prefixes, constant style, I prefix. Complexity: nesting depth, function length, cyclomatic complexity. Boundary: unhandled null/undefined, silently swallowed exceptions, uncaught Promises. Dead code: unused functions, unused imports, unreachable code, commented blocks, unused variables. TS conventions: type vs interface consistency, enum pitfalls, readonly, generic constraints, satisfies operator, import type. Scoring 100-point "Community Harmony Score". Fatal costs 30, warning 15, suggestion 5. Four tiers. 90+ is Model Resident, "bring auntie a tangerine". 70-89 is Needs Improvement. 50-69 is Deadline for Cleanup. Below 50 is Eviction Notice, "this code is a condemned building, rebuild." Honesty Auntie label